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Magic Slate Prognosticator

The Magic Slate enjoys a long tradition with the psychic mumbo-jumbo set. Easy to work. Easy to read.

  • Ask a question.
  • Press the button
  • The answer appears on the slate (as if by magic)

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With our pseudo-random magically-mysterious answer machines we do our best to guarantee you at least a fifty percent chance of getting the right answer. As our exacting staff review and approve cyber-devices will we post them here for your prognosticating enjoyment.